We (okay, me) at Shake It Records in Cincinnati think the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is fraud, wrapped in a lie, folded into a sham, and baked in political glad-hand/back-scratch re-around crock pot of crap.
So, what are we gonna do about it? The same thing we do about every year. We have established our own RAWK N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME (R-A-W-K) – because the big boys in Cleveland gave us the stink-eye.
Every year about this time we throw a party, elected bands/artist that we think the "real" HOF would never give the time of day, and place them in out lil’ gallery of greatness. But just to keep things at a nice boil, we at the same time kick out bands/artist who have shoe horned their way into that glorified gift shop up north.
Moments after last years throwdown, which was co-hosted with me by Chunklet czar Henry, he INSTANTLY pledged his services for this year. And so it shall be.
Wanna get in the game? Even if you can’t attend, you can vote! But don’t bother voting for those inducted / deducted last year. Those would be:
VOTED IN THE SHAKE IT HALL:
THE PRETTY THINGS
THE STOOGES
SLAYER
MOTORHEAD
WYNONNIE HARRIS
LARRY WILLIAMS
VOTE OUT:
ALAN FREED
DICK CLARK
THE EAGLES
STEELY DAN
BILLY JOEL
JAMES TAYLOR
So have it, purge your rock cred demons, vote right here, right now. Oh, and yeah, none of those pesky "rules" the real RRHOF uses means a damn to us. Vote for whomever you want! (right in comment section)
The evening will close with the very special:
"For The Love Of God And All That Is Holy Please, Please, Stop Making Fucking Records Award"
Last year’s "winner"? AEROSMITH!
VOTE NOW, VOTE OFTEN, BUY BONDS.