Record Store Name Contest!

So my dear buddy Eric owns a record store and he thought it wise to ask what I’d call his soon-to-be-opened used vinyl emporium. Once "Used Vinyl Annex" was shot down, the floodgates opened.

The best one that we came up with over an insanely good Italian dinner (with Peter Bagge, no less) was:

Ye Olde Abortion Clinique and Angry Holocaust Vinyl Challenge

I’m opening the floor to suggestions (both joking and serious).

Post in comments. Duh.