I just got back from court in downtown Atlanta. Spent $10 on parking, but I successfully got a local hobo off the street for a week. Don’t say the justice system doesn’t work.
Anyway, there was another gentleman before the bench who was accused of being drunk and disorderly. Apparently he was arrested as he was loudly screaming at people in a liquor store parking lot and called 911 and asked them to "protect and serve his nuts."
I later saw this same gentleman out in the parking garage yelling at his girlfriend/wife about losing his parking receipt.
"Protect and serve his nuts." Priceless.