Two Jokes For Your Next Cocktail Party…

Courtesy of the yucksters at Atomic Books:

Q: What’s a banana’s least favorite Napalm Death record?
A: The Peel Sessions.


GG Allin is wasted, slumped over the bar about to fall off. In walks a banana. The banana orders a drink, turns to GG and says "This guy is a mess. I better push his stool in."

Oh, the humanity.