SURVEY: Most “Extreme” Slang For Fart

This idea came out on the Comedians of Comedy tour, but seems oddly appropriate at this time of year. Eugene Mirman’s harshest euphemism for a fart was "Shit Wind", but last night Teasley’s old lady suggested "Anal Mist" and I think it buried Eugene’s suggestion.

Seeing as how it’s Thanksgiving night and I’m digesting about 4 pounds of turkey, 3 different kinds of casserole, 2 carrot cakes and cranberry compote, I think it’s time to get "extreme".

Leave suggestions in comments. Winner gets a "We’re All In This Together" t-shirt.