Survey: Help Name Our New Dog

So this is a little experiment done entirely with the wife’s permission.

As many of you already know, we have one dog already – an Australian Labradoodle named Bun E. Carlos. Yes, after the drummer in Cheap Trick. We’re so mega-gay for this dog that we’re getting one of his siblings from the same breeder. And please lay off the comments about adopting versus a breeder. The wife and I are super allergic and this breed of dogs doesn’t shed. No kidding.

….help name me…..

So anyway, another dog is in our immediate future.

The names that have been shot down. Lando. Tackleberry. Both deemed not appropriate. However, the most recent pitch was received well – Udo Dirkschneider. Yes, the Bavarian midget from the metal band Accept. "Balls To The Wall". But that’s a name for a boy dog.

My biggest gripe with my wife’s choices is that they’re too plain. Too human. The point of having a dog is to name it something that you’d never name a child. Therein lies our problem.

Our dog is most likely going to be a girl and the names we’ve been coming up with are just not "there" yet. So I’m opening the floor to you, dear Chunklet reader, to offer up names for this dog that will invariably become as famous as his sibling.

Yes, Udo Dirkschneider’s the one held up….

I now open the floor. And by "floor", I mean the comments section.

Good christ, this is the cutest thing I’ve seen today….