SURVEY: Acceptable Reasons to Quit Drinking

So this will be one of numerous surveys that we’ll be posting to accumulate "the funny" for the new Chunklet book. This is one of four "Acceptable Reasons" pieces that’ll be running in the book which, unless you’re a total dick, you’ve offered to help with.

Motherhood is a terrible thing, right, Mrs. Cobain?

Here’s what our buddy Emerson Dameron had to say:

"Speak your "truth," but remember that Chunklet takes a hard line on acceptability. God don’t make junk, junk exists only because God don’t, and we don’t publish it."