A: Do you have that shirt in XXL?
Thanks to Curt for that.
or
Q: What do you call a woman at a Mission of Burma show?
A: The girlfriend.
or
Q: What do you call a black guy at a Mission of Burma show?
A: Lost.
or
Q: How do you get a redneck girl to suck your dick?
A: Dip it in ranch.
Thanks to Bob Weston for that ‘un….