Before you write this off as gossip mag bullshit, remember that is was the National Enquirer that nailed Gary Hart, John Edwards, & Rush Limbaugh to name a few. Did they whiff on some here & there? Sure. It ain’t The Economist. But not only do I pray to Mama Grizzly’s god above that this is true; I hope the lil’ tike is fathered by a Honduran illegal alien pot dealer who works at the Wasilla Pizza Hut (oh, and that the kid’s retarded…uh, I mean "touched".)
Sorry. I just missed, "the funny". You can now make the joke, "I’m still missing it, dick!"