How To Remove Any Concerns About Becoming A “Respected” Band In One Fell Swoop

It’s easy! Become a marketing gimmick/reality show sponsored by Dr. Pepper.

That’s right, local abortion peddlars Cartel are going to do a reality show. At first, I didn’t know who they were. Then I heard them on the radio before I knew it was them (and hated it). And now I can rest assured that in two years, nobody will remember them because, well, they’re going to become to music what Puck on The Real Life was to reality television.

Hi, you’ll forget us even sooner now!

Maybe I revel in seeing this too much, but this makes me sooooo happy. (insert smiley emoticon here)