It’s easy! Become a marketing gimmick/reality show sponsored by Dr. Pepper.
That’s right, local abortion peddlars Cartel are going to do a reality show. At first, I didn’t know who they were. Then I heard them on the radio before I knew it was them (and hated it). And now I can rest assured that in two years, nobody will remember them because, well, they’re going to become to music what Puck on The Real Life was to reality television.
Maybe I revel in seeing this too much, but this makes me sooooo happy. (insert smiley emoticon here)