My buddy Mark Duston was talking to me about a year ago about this game, and now I finally get the email from him making it materialize. I’ll let you read below and then add your own suggestions/entrees/apps/desserts in the comments section. Should be fun. Take it away, Mark!
"I started this game on a flight from Orlando to NYC a few years ago after seeing at the Hard Rock Hotel Orlando a menu item called Steven Tyler Quesadillas. I was afraid to tell Nick across from me on the flight what I was laughing so hard about cause it was so stupid but once I did it spread through the band and crew like wildfire and for days i was taking notes from everyone and even getting middle of the night texts… a new one comes in now and again still.
(Editor’s Note: I’ve only included the first 20 or so he typed for sanity’s sake)
Crooked Chicken Fingers
Frank Blackened Catfish
Sole Asylum (alternate: Sole Coughing)
Gang of Four Cheese Pizza
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Prawns
Nine inch Snails
Cornish Game Hendrix
Death Crab for Cutie
Superchunk Chocolate Cake
Teenage Fanclub Sandwich
Hot Not Meat (veggie menu)
Fleetwood Mac and Cheese
…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Breadsticks
The Afghan Wings
Rites of Spring Rolls
Archers of Meatloaf
Pjork with the Gravery"
Okay…..Go forth and make me a menu, dammit!