I really couldn’t envision a better start to the tour. The Pull The String Players did a 20 minute puppet show to open about MC Homo Side, the world’s first gay gangsta rapper. Everybody did great sets, fun crowd. We’re now running late to Asheville, but goddamn, I fucking LOVE Asheville.
Best Patton one-liner of the nite:>Q: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child?A: Alright, that’s enough candy.
This tour’s gonna rule.