Be Part of “The Rock Rules” Book

We are starting to take submissions for "The Rock Rules"  book Chunklet is writing which will be released next year on a as-of-yet undisclosed large publisher.

As of now, there are eight categories we’ve decided upon: drums, bass, guitar, keyboard, vocals, overall band/career, crew/staff and, last and definitely least, the fans.

Here are two basic examples:
–Don’t ever use the word "jam" unless referring to preservatives.
–Never put your own band’s sticker on the car (probably your mom’s) that you drive.

Please keep the suggestions short, sweet, and hilarious. Also keep in mind that the book will be heavily illustrated.

Feel free to contact me directly, but of course, posting in comments should be high-larious.