….And This Is What Happens When You Back Down From Whirlyball Against Team Chunklet

Theo Leo had to bail on whirlyball this past Saturday, but it’s completely understandable. His new album debuted in the Billboard top 200 and, well, he is a one-man powerhouse. The kid’s gotta keep his strength.

However, his forfeit equals one more victory for Team Chunklet which means we’re now 32 and 0 if you’re keeping score. I mean, we are. So I just think you are too.

Team Chunklet stomps vegans! cRyan Russell

Good news: Keep your eyes peeled. We’re 99% sure that Teddy will be more than making up for his cancellation in the coming months.