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A Clever Headline Would Require Me To Care About Them

In a move that completely boggles the mind, the afro-mative action front of Mars Volta fans (all 13 of them in 2008) can buy their new album as a USB drive for $32.49!

The spirits say to just download this garbage….

Let me repeat that…..THIRTY TWO DOLLARS AND FORTY NINE CENTS!!!!

And this isn’t due to hit stores until the end of the month. So hurry because supplies will surely not last long. Then again, I said the same thing about the band about seven years ago. Yes, the record is $33 and comes as a wood planchette.

And hey, why is TMV a seven piece, but they only show the two surly dudes who were in At The Drive In for all press photos?

Come up with a good headline for this. Me? I’ve gotta jet.