Chunklet

Its time has come. In the comment section name your favorite Anal Cunt song title of all time. If yours is picked as the, uh, ‘winner’(?) – then you shall receive your choice of either a Jimmy Eat World 7” or a Mighty Mighty Bosstones 7”. I know what you’re thinking; "what do those bands have to do with A.C.?" NOTHING! If any of it made sense, it’d be less fun. How will the winner be chosen? Hell, I don't know. We'll read them all and it will dawn on us like a light switch being hit - BOOM, that's the "funniest" one. But wait, there’s more. We have rules and they must be followed:

Rule 1. Must be a real, non-augmented/edited A.C. tune.
Rule 2. All comments must be just the song title. None of this "I saw AC back in 1993 at basement show" crap. Please, no stories/commentary. Keep things on track and moving.
Rule 3. No lists. ONE song per comment/poster (Sorry Oliver, et, al.) -and don’t try that fake name maneuver, we can spot that crap. Besides, just be cool & don’t ruin that sport of it all. Take your time, pick wisely, and hope for the best. And watch out that you don’t repeat an already selected A.C. gem. (And yeah, it’s a web search nightmare…or dream?) Plus, need we mention, it's just a joke, relax, have fun.

This Just In!
HUGE PRIZE WINNER NEWS! - who ever the lucky soul is that takes home the Championship to this sucker will now receive :(GET THIS!)
***To dream up a song title for AxCx/Seth to record.
(given it's not completely over the top, I can't be part of that.)
***Their name in the liner notes.
***And a free copy of the record. (7" I believe?)
So, you still have to select a REAL A.C. tune as your entry (there are only a few hundred left...) & some folks are repeating ones, so watch it. And now not only could you win an incredibly insipid 7" - but have a shot at true immorality/Immortality !

(ALL PRIOR RULES MUST STILL BE FOLLOWED, & IT'S ANYBODY'S BALLGAME. GOOD LUCK & GOD BLESS. Billy.)

technicly too axcx and the bosstones do have something in common: boston, ma.

Posted by sludgesicle @ 09/07/2010 04:36 PM

"Trying to go out like gg allin (seth's song) a.k.a. ha ha im in a coma" .................. yeah thats my try at an ac song. suck my cock seth.
-mike
sludgesicle records
www.myspace.com/sludgesiclerecords

Posted by Sludgesicle @ 08/02/2010 07:41 PM

And leaving an email address is gonna make determining the winner's ID a whole lot easier.

Posted by charms @ 07/26/2010 11:26 PM

"I Went Back In Time And Voted For Hitler"..

Posted by pandora @ 07/26/2010 11:25 PM

you converted to judaism so a guy would touch you dick

Posted by pigeonkill @ 07/26/2010 11:05 PM

"Laughing While Leonard Peltier Get's Raped In Prison"

Posted by kip @ 07/26/2010 01:24 PM

"Foreplay With a Tree Shredder"

Posted by Ronald Ross @ 07/26/2010 12:03 PM

Of all the fake names used to post in this thread, I gotta admit that "Mother-Fucking Teresa" made me laugh the hardest.

Posted by bennett @ 07/25/2010 05:45 PM

"Lives Ruined by Music"

Posted by James @ 07/25/2010 03:49 PM

Wasn't the acoustic black metal stuff under a different name? Does that stil count?

Posted by Patrick @ 07/25/2010 06:02 AM

Music Sucks

Posted by Andrew Barnes @ 07/24/2010 11:36 PM

"Being Ignorant Is Awesome"

Posted by hensley @ 07/24/2010 09:44 PM

Women: Nature's Punching Bag

Posted by brian @ 07/24/2010 09:43 PM

Women: Nature's Punching Bag

Posted by Derek @ 07/24/2010 09:37 PM

POSTER-INTERRUPTUS #3 (the 100 mark)More hints, AxCx did an "Acoustic Norwegian Death Metal" too - plenty of ammo there. And leaving an email address is gonna make determining the winner's ID a whole lot easier. Remember you have recorded history within your grasp! Onward.

Posted by billy @ 07/24/2010 09:01 PM

"I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt"

Posted by Jesus H. W. Christ @ 07/24/2010 04:56 PM

"I'd Love to Have Your Daughter's Hand in Marriage"

Posted by Heidi @ 07/24/2010 04:54 PM

Waterfall Wishes

Posted by todd R. Emmerson @ 07/24/2010 07:51 AM

Hal, where you from in Sconnie? Long lost AC song title...

Posted by stellyd @ 07/24/2010 03:35 AM

"I cought Henry Owings felching gg Allen's corpse"

Posted by david yow's mother @ 07/24/2010 03:31 AM

This isn't an AC title, but I saw the headline on ESPN.com, and I just thought it fit...
'I saw Lance Armstrong taking drugs.'
Do with it what you will.

Posted by F.Leghorn @ 07/23/2010 10:14 PM

"Phyllis Is an Old Annoying Cunt"

Posted by Hal @ 07/23/2010 04:39 PM

"MTV is my source for new music"

Posted by Eric @ 07/23/2010 01:40 PM

"I Liked Earache Better When Dig answered the Phone"

Posted by jeffen @ 07/23/2010 01:20 PM

"Locking Drop Dead in McDonald's"

Posted by andee @ 07/23/2010 01:02 PM

"I Like Drugs And Child Abuse"

Posted by Darren @ 07/23/2010 11:56 AM

"Well You Know, Mean Gene"

Posted by Robert @ 07/23/2010 11:40 AM

"Pepe the gay waiter."

Posted by paul @ 07/23/2010 12:19 AM

Guess Which 10 Of These Are Actual Song titles

Posted by Tom @ 07/22/2010 08:52 PM

"Oprah Invented White Slavery"

Posted by Mark @ 07/22/2010 08:03 PM

You Are An Interior Decorator

Posted by Brian @ 07/22/2010 07:20 PM

@Bennett - you're technically correct, it's not. It a "song" by Dick Delicious & the Tasty Testicles. I'm chalking this up to a google mishap?

AND, MAYBE, The winner's prize could get a whole lot tastier? Stay tuned, (well, that one string anyway.)

ALL RIGHT - back to JUST TITLE POSTS!

Posted by billy @ 07/22/2010 05:49 PM

@Maurice Abravenal: "Variations On the Secret Anal Cunt Chord Progression" is too goddamn brilliant of a title to be real. I'm calling bullshit.

Posted by bennett @ 07/22/2010 05:41 PM

Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin

Posted by Stellyd @ 07/22/2010 01:36 PM

"Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At A Phish Concert"

Posted by mike @ 07/22/2010 10:56 AM

I Hired Andrea Yates to Coach Swimming At the Y

Posted by Jeremy @ 07/21/2010 10:39 PM

You Live In A Houseboat

Posted by Mike @ 07/21/2010 10:38 PM

"I Just Saw The Gayest Guy on Earth"

Posted by RoBeast Rollie @ 07/21/2010 10:34 PM

I sent a thank you card to the guy that raped you.

Posted by Nadbash @ 07/21/2010 10:30 PM

Breastfeeding Jim J. Bullock's Toenail Collection

Posted by eric ashley @ 07/21/2010 10:05 PM

"Windchimes are gay"

Posted by MacDara @ 07/21/2010 07:59 PM

"Chunklet is Gay"

Posted by Eli @ 07/21/2010 06:43 PM

"Face It, You're a Metal Band"

Posted by Brian @ 07/21/2010 05:59 PM

"Bench-Pressing The Effects On Kevin Sharp's Vocals."

Posted by Jason Pettigrew @ 07/21/2010 05:55 PM

"Variations On the Secret Anal Cunt Chord Progression"

Posted by Maurice Abravenal @ 07/21/2010 04:43 PM

"Stayin Alive (Oi Version)"

Posted by Mr. Jim @ 07/21/2010 04:42 PM

In My Heart There's a Star Named After You

Posted by Oliver MayorofRockNRoll @ 07/21/2010 04:36 PM

"Saving Ourselves For Marriage"

Posted by B. Palin @ 07/21/2010 04:36 PM

"Theme From Three's Company"

Posted by Mr. Furley @ 07/21/2010 04:35 PM

Rancid Sucks (and the Clash sucked too)

Posted by MIke @ 07/21/2010 02:49 PM

REF: Danimal - if you are referring to "Hungry, Hungry Hippos" - that's on "I like It When You Die." - come on, it's only a 52-songer? OKAY, GAME ON!

Posted by billy @ 07/21/2010 12:17 PM

@ Zhaka
That title seems unfamiliar, which album is that off of?

Posted by Danimal @ 07/21/2010 05:38 AM

My Woman, my lover, my friend

Posted by Cheri Pi @ 07/20/2010 10:24 PM

I WILL FUCKING KILL THE FAGGOTS WHO DONT LIKE ANAL CUNT!

Posted by Cheri Pi @ 07/20/2010 09:10 PM

I got athlete's foot! (I'm showering at Mikes).

Posted by graham @ 07/20/2010 08:10 PM

"I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman and a Human"

Posted by Yeah @ 07/20/2010 06:04 PM

"I sent concentration camp footage to America's funniest home videos"

Posted by Steven R. @ 07/20/2010 05:48 PM

"i got a job as a counselor so i could tell rape victims they were asking for it"

Posted by kevin @ 07/20/2010 04:10 PM

"Morrisey"

Posted by John Shields @ 07/20/2010 02:10 PM

"You Look Adopted"

Posted by Benny @ 07/20/2010 12:47 PM

Your Cousin is George Lynch

Posted by Steve @ 07/20/2010 11:39 AM

"I Thought Hitler Was Cool Until I Found Out He Didn't Drink"

Posted by Danimal @ 07/20/2010 08:44 AM

Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache

Posted by Keith @ 07/20/2010 06:39 AM

POSTER-INTERRUPTUS #2 - this going great! But here's a hint: A.C. did make an actual acoustic "romance album". And with at least 8 full length album, with an average of 40 songs per, there's still plenty of potential winners out there. Again, "crude" isn't the only strategy. Plus, in addition to a really stupid 7" you will be publicly declared the winner on this very site and be sent a decree saying so! All entries will be cross-checked for sneaks doubling up. But good luck and like Indiana Jones, choose wisely.

Posted by billy @ 07/20/2010 01:26 AM

i'm glad jazz faggots don't like us anymore

Posted by nick @ 07/20/2010 01:08 AM

"Ha Ha Holocaust"

Posted by Nate @ 07/20/2010 12:51 AM

"hungry hungry hippos"

Posted by Zach @ 07/19/2010 10:42 PM

"I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert"

Posted by crazydude1992 @ 07/19/2010 07:12 PM

Harvey Korman is gay

Posted by goofygrape @ 07/19/2010 05:07 PM

"You Were Too Ugly to Rape, So I Beat the Shit Out of You."

Posted by Mike @ 07/19/2010 12:40 PM

"Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks"

Posted by mulletmofo @ 07/19/2010 12:39 PM

brutally morbid axe of satan.

Posted by chad @ 07/19/2010 11:46 AM

"You Play On A Softball Team"

Posted by Ian @ 07/19/2010 10:29 AM

"You Own A Store"

Posted by Max @ 07/19/2010 10:14 AM

"When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and the Melvins"

Posted by Ben @ 07/19/2010 10:08 AM

"You Have Goals"

Posted by Stoat Mixen @ 07/19/2010 01:25 AM

"Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have The Flu)"

Posted by realmonster @ 07/19/2010 12:48 AM

Your band's in the cut out bin.

Posted by Dean @ 07/19/2010 12:13 AM

"Hellbent for Leatherman"

Posted by lowlife @ 07/18/2010 10:33 PM

"We're Not 'In Da House' You Fucking Wigger"

Posted by Joe K. @ 07/18/2010 09:23 PM

"No, We Don't Want To Do a Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band."

Posted by Scott12xu @ 07/18/2010 08:58 PM

"Tom Arnold"

Posted by Davis Presley @ 07/18/2010 08:42 PM

Dont Call Japanese Hardcore Japcore

Posted by Louis @ 07/18/2010 08:41 PM

"Easy-E Got AIDS From Freddie Mercury"

Posted by gazebo @ 07/18/2010 08:32 PM

"Al Stankus is Always on the Phone With His Bookie".

Posted by Luke Meat @ 07/18/2010 05:21 PM

"Breastfeeding Jim J. Bullock's Toenail Collection"

Posted by Dissappearo @ 07/18/2010 05:11 PM

"You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This"

Posted by woodcock johnson @ 07/18/2010 05:08 PM

"I'm Not Allowed To Like AC Any More Since They Signed To Earache"

Posted by Mother-fucking Teresa @ 07/18/2010 05:06 PM

"Locking Drop Dead in McDonald's"

Posted by acridAxid @ 07/18/2010 04:43 PM

"You're Pregnant So I Kicked You in the Stomach."

Posted by Morris @ 07/18/2010 04:38 PM

"You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag"

Posted by Pete @ 07/18/2010 04:29 PM

"The Word Homophobic is Gay"

Posted by Christian @ 07/18/2010 04:03 PM

POSTER-INTERRUPTUS: This is the funniest G'damn thing ever. I salute you all. As the choices dwindle, you gotta get smarter and more strategic in your choice. It ain't the most "offensive" or "vulgar" - it's just the funniest. Good luck, pass it along, & keep 'em coming!

Posted by billy @ 07/18/2010 03:18 PM

“Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny”

Posted by barry @ 07/18/2010 03:17 PM

"Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot."

Posted by James @ 07/18/2010 03:06 PM

"I Ate Your Horse"

Posted by pdf @ 07/18/2010 02:44 PM

'I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women'

Posted by casey @ 07/18/2010 02:23 PM

"You Look Divorced".

Posted by Patrick @ 07/18/2010 01:46 PM

You Live in a Houseboat

Posted by Angela Sawyer @ 07/18/2010 01:13 PM

"You Live in a Houseboat"

Posted by Angela Sawyer @ 07/18/2010 01:12 PM

"Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay"

Posted by Weasel Walter @ 07/18/2010 12:24 PM

"I snuck a retard into a sperm bank"

Posted by Ethan @ 07/18/2010 12:08 PM

"Living Colour is my Favorite Black Metal Band"

Posted by Richard @ 07/18/2010 12:06 PM

"You are a Food Critic"

Posted by Dave Hoffa @ 07/18/2010 11:46 AM

"Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monikers."

Posted by abartkewicz @ 07/18/2010 11:44 AM

"I Noticed That You're Gay"

Posted by Danylo @ 07/18/2010 11:42 AM

Being a Cobbler Is Dumb

Posted by Adam D'Andrea @ 07/18/2010 11:37 AM

"you (fill in the blank)"

Go ahead and disqualify me for the double post, I already have every MMB / J.E.W. 7" worth owning.

Posted by bennett @ 07/18/2010 11:29 AM

"You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)"

Posted by bennett @ 07/18/2010 11:28 AM

"Guess Which 10 of These Are Actual Song Titles"

Posted by Jay @ 07/18/2010 11:03 AM

"I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid"

Posted by joey @ 07/18/2010 10:59 AM

"I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant"

Posted by Korgull @ 07/18/2010 10:54 AM

"I Went Back In Time And Voted For Hitler"

Posted by Chris @ 07/18/2010 10:23 AM

"I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert"

Posted by Tay @ 07/18/2010 09:37 AM

"Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck, You Fucking Towelhead"

Posted by Andrew @ 07/18/2010 04:04 AM