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Dennis Miller Completely Sucks At Everything
POSTED WEDNESDAY 09.23.09

Yeah, I kno,...dead horse. I don't care. The actual pitch was even worse.


Nice form there, Mary...

 
Comments:
Yeah, the guy's career just continues to implode. I used to like his Weekend Update schtik, and really don't understand how he got from there to here. That whole chunk of late-80s SNL castmembers has pretty much fizzled out at this point (with the exception of Senator Al Franken and the explosively-departed Phil Hartman). Who would have thought that A. Whitney Brown was the true genius of that group?

As for Miller today, I don't know how (or why) he does it anymore. The Bill O'Reilly hand jobs must be top notch. I'll bet there's some falafel in the mix somewhere.
Posted by bennett @ 09/26/2009 12:31 AM
 
'Ditto', as some might say, Mark.
There are moments when I wish that a zombified Bill Hicks would rise from the grave just to verbally eviscerate this worthless cunt. Has there ever been a face more perfect for smashing with a hammer than this smug asshole? The thing is, I can't for the life of me figure what he's smug about anymore. His career is utterly DOA; he's just some AM radio jackoff whose audience is composed entirely of truck drivers on long hauls, and the elderly who probably think he's jewish and hate him for that. Fucker would kill to star in 'Bordello of Blood' now. I did read somewhere that he's gonna be hosting 'WWE Raw' this year. Sounds about right. Cunt.
Posted by F. Leghorn @ 09/24/2009 09:19 PM
 
Just knowing this "9/11 changed everything" smug dickwad now has to get up every morning and go to a radio station to pay the bills when ten years ago he was doing television, movies and could actually fill a decent sized theater doing stand up is comforting. Now he has no career north of the mason dixon line, has a fan base of mouth breathers used to hate him/don't get 90% of his references and is shunned by everyone but equally rabid right wing former comedienne Victoria Jackson. Career suicide much, smarty pants?

and I am outta here......
Posted by mark @ 09/24/2009 01:29 PM
 
I've launched ping pong balls from my love-canon with greater force and accuracy.
Posted by Cheri Pi @ 09/24/2009 12:45 PM
 
I don't care if he ever comes back, either.
Posted by Ross @ 09/24/2009 11:24 AM
 
Rasputin - may I ask, what the fuck are you talking about? Can you read?
Posted by Vinny @ 09/24/2009 02:23 AM
 
Man what the fuck six months ago it was "Dennis Miller rules at everything," make up your mind.
Posted by Rasputin @ 09/24/2009 01:48 AM
 
Take the good with the bad. He can't pitch or sing, but at least he's not a communist!
Posted by Crosby @ 09/23/2009 11:46 PM
 
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