Wearing a bullshit $60 Minor Threat t-shirt that wouldn't have been approved by the band in a million years: Priceless.

Addendum from Dischord: "[B]een seen by the powers that be. Actually, the article is wrong-ish, in that Minor Threat does license to t-shirt companies so this could be an official design."

Addendum from Billy: Put a gun to this chick's head and tell her to name three songs by band sans eponymous one.

Mea culpa.

(...but if I spot the Harry Potter kid in an Angry Samoans shirt, I'll slap that up here, too!)