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Yogi versus Mary

Ah, from the mouths of babes....

The following is a list of notable quotables from two very different sources. First is the New York Yankees catcher who probably received more than a couple bats to the side of the head, Yogi Berra. Second is my four year old neice Mary Elizabeth who I’ve come to find has a knack for coming up with the most remarkably Yogi Berra-esque sayings. See if you can pick who is who!

Mary Elizabeth

1. “You gotta buy what you pay for.”
2. “You got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.”
3. “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”
4.“When asked what time is was, you mean now?”
5. “When you come to a fork in the road....Take it.”
6. “When I wake up it will be tomorrow.”
7. “The future ain’t what it used to be.”
8. “I usually take a two hour nap from one to four.”
9. “When you get little like me you can do it too!”
10. “It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.”
11. “Truth is truth.”
12. “If you can you can, if you can’t you can’t.”
13. “You can observe a lot just by watchin’.”
14. “I didn’t really say everything I said.”

Yogi Berra

15. “It ain’t over ‘til it’s over.”
16. “It gets late early out here.”
17. “Never answer an anonymous letter.”
18. “If you’re a cow, you don’t eat soup with a spoon.”
19. “It’s dejá vu all over again.”
20. “Cats wear naked clothes.”
21. “I know what I know.”
22. “If you spill water, it’s wet.”
23. “If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.”
24. “Let’s go buy some money!”

MARY: 1, 6, 9, 11, 12, 18, 20, 21, 22, 24
YOGI: 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 19, 23

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